I'm rich, bitch!

At the end of the day, all the people that was rooting on me to fail, they have to wake up tomorrow and have the same life that they had before they woke up today," he said.
"They have the same personal problems they had today. I'm going to continue to live the way I want to live and continue to do the things that I want to do with me and my family and be happy with that."

via reuters.com

Yep, screw all of you.

Eddie Vedder on ukelele? Alrighty then...

Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger is...

Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment that you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger is KETCHUP! Or MAYBE some of that SPECIAL SAUCE you like so much here in Canada; which I think has a little bit of mayonnaise in it too! But I swear to God when they start slapping that mayonnaise on there I could kill somebody.

I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door.

As I was at dinner tonight, I was trying to think of these quotes from The Whole Nine Yards, spoken by Jimmy, the contract killer in the movie, about hamburgers.

No, I wasn't in Canada, but a local restaurant to which I probably won't be returning any time soon because of that...

...and the fact that when I asked the waitress if she could change the channel on the TV, which was on Faux News Channel, she said she couldn't.

Did learn 10 minutes later that there was a TV behind me with ESPN on it. Needless to say, I shortchanged her on the tip for at least not telling me that so I could have turned around.

Bitch.

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Just one of those days (again)

Sometimes you just have to vent...

...and you need to do it off your main blog.

Today is just one of those days.

I know I keep blaming the weather and you all are sick of hearing about it, but we haven't had a good string of sunny days in...I don't know how long. It's beyond frustrating.

Add to that that we're having financial stress at home, thanks to a combination of things, some beyond our control...and you've got a perfect storm for pissed-offedness (?).

That pissed-offedness spills over into other areas: on Facebook (with lots of private messages), on Twitter (with lots of direct messages), sometimes my blog (with not so private messages), on the phone and in person (with lots of apologies for my being such an asshole afterward in both of the latter cases). I put up a good front most of the time with a smile, but behind the veneer, I'm one pissed-off puppy...

...oh, and just so you know, I'm not asking for your advice or for you to "pray for me" or anything like that.

I'm just venting, because I need to get it off my chest.